Month: November 2004

shoe

El fio del calighèr al va in giro discòls. Which, translated from my mother’s dialect, roughly translates as ‘The cobbler’s son goes around barefoot’. Or something like that. Which is a colourful way of saying that I earn my living

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seen

I might have missed out on a jar of special Blue Witch honey because of being too shy, but I just could not get myself to ask a complete stranger on the Central Line the other night if he was

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card

Picture of the Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire cast in their scuba gear in the 60 by 60 foot tank used to film the Second Task. Dan Radcliffe (Harry Potter) edited the picture just a bit in the

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bird

What do you do when a recently acquired acquaintance, on a business trip in London from paris, and that you assumed was 100% homo, tells you he has been seeing a woman for the past six months? You take him

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rent

Whenever a plan to go see my mother my dream life (already overpopulated by bizarre details in ordinary times) turns into a series of short movies about being stuck in Italy forever. Missing the flight back, losing my passport, being

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kale

So I’d like to stop these rumours that I’m still enjoying the high life in Gran Canaria and reveal that I’ve been back from holidays for five days already. It’s just that until I finish transfering my holiday expenses into

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dune

Leaving for a week in Gran Canaria tomorrow. It will be my first holiday with a bunch of friends. My first ever beach holiday. My first winter holiday in a hot location. My first holiday in a gay resort. My

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snap

For the first time ever, I now wish I could take and send pictures with my mobile. For the first time ever, this website will be of some sort of usefulness: I need to show the following purchases to Dr

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poll

Two minutes left for the USA to cast their vote. Holding my breath. Will evil be allowed to roam free for another term? Two minutes for me to consider that this kind of evil is among other things also responsible

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tits

Last night I shopped at Asda for the first time. £13.05 got me: one grey schoolgirl skirt, size 15-16 years; 5 pairs 15 denier sheer tights; one light support bra; one non wired bra; 6 scrunchies; 6 hair grips. Dr

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tick

The wonders of the English language: next time I get confused whether I need to wake up at 2am to put all the clocks in the flat one hour back or forward, all I need to remember is: Spring forward

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jump

A word of advice: next time there is a ticketed event at Trade, buy your tickets online. That way you skip the queue around the block and go straight in. Just as lovely avid bitful reader Ryan (hello Ryan!) did,

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