
6ft (183cm) Inflatable Reindeer. B&Q, £49.98. Anus piercing included. Can be used as a discreet festive keyring.

Stop smirking, Frosty – you might be next!

6ft (183cm) Inflatable Reindeer. B&Q, £49.98. Anus piercing included. Can be used as a discreet festive keyring.

Stop smirking, Frosty – you might be next!