Month: June 2004

mate

Oh dear. Becky from Big Brother‘s website, where you can listen to all her unreleased tracks. If you really really really have nothing better to do.

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home

Tube strike. Of course there are buses, but when you live in Pétaouschnok-Les-Oies Zone Three and work is in Central London you quite willingly burn on a CD-rom the website you are currently building and take it home with you

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dash

Ladeez and gents, update your bookmarks. Da Diva is back. With a hyphen www.troubled-diva.com Hope the dirt on the host from hell is duly dished.

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ball

Little time, working hard and playing harder, hence recycled topical self-deprecatory footie jokes: Q: Why aren’t the England football team allowed to own a dog? A: Because they can’t hold on to a lead. Q: What’s the difference between the

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size

Woke up this morning to a new and improved Yahoo! mail service: 100MB free storage, 10MB max size for messages. Smells like GMail to me – I’m OK with it, as long as tiny creepy Yahoobots don’t start snooping around

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mayo

You win some, you lose some, and London wants more Ken. I am now waiting to see how long it will take before the electoral promise of later tube trains on Friday and Saturday night is kept. If at all.

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weds

Desperately seeking British citizen to hastily arrange connubials in order to be able to stay in the country once the showbiz brigade succeeds in its intent to pull the UK out of the EU. Have already asked Dr B. but

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hues

Hex Challenge: how well do you know your web-safe colours?

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poll

I cast my votes last night (Mayor of London, members of the London Assembly and members of the European Parlament) and I am particularly proud of the achievement. I “bathed in the virtuous glow of the Active Participant In The

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keys

I was supposed to join some friends at the monthly Eurovision do at Retro bar tonight, but I’m seeing a friend instead. She’s a German friend I was introduced to by my Icelandic boyfriend, and that I ended up sharing

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sand

Dr B. is leaving tomorrow morning at dawn for a short stretch with friends in the sun. I could not them because of my new job (which at the time of booking I was hoping to get – well thought

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step

I’m your Venus [hands on hips, swing four times] I’m your fire [legs apart, hands zig-zagging in front of each other, moving upwards] And your desire [right-hand index finger pointing forward, turn around, two steps, turn again] You would think

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idol

My life is now complete. On Friday night I spent a couple of hours in the same VIP enclosure as one of the men in my January 2003 personal top four of hunkiness, no less. I then went home and

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back

Facts I learnt during my first day at school my new job yesterday: windows in my office do not open. In fact, they are bullet- and blast-proof. It is supposed to make me feel safe but if they are there

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swim

Today’s 7am wank is brought to you by aussieBum (one hundred per cent safe for office viewing – if you manage to keep your hands on your desk). [via la vita istruzioni per l’uso]

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earn

Thought of the day: always say hallo to your friends. Even if you are not entirely sure you can call them friends because you only meet through your flatmate, and you think they might not appreciate it if you barged

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