Month: December 2003

hear

Do yourself a favour, brighten your day by downloading Toxic by Britney Spears, where Indian violins are crossed with flamenco guitars with a hint of spaghetti western bass overtones here and there. One note away from trying too hard. Over

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part

Having decided that my body was ready to hit the scene (as opposed to the scenery) again, I quickly emailed the Royal Vauxhall Tavern regulars / fellow bloggers I used to hang out on a weekly Sunday afternoon basis, to

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huge

Current weight: 14 stone 9.5 pounds (after morning poo). Pounds put on since yesterday: 3.5. Percentage of current wardrobe I cannot get into any more: 65. Days left to shed a stone before my reintroduction to society on new year’s

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menu

Grilled baguette slices with smoked salmon and goat cheese Joint of turkey covered with sautéed mushrooms wrapped in bacon topped with blackcurrant sauce and gravy Baby new potatoes baby carrots garden peas Vanilla icecream with mince and Christmas cake chunks

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ours

Merry Christmas! For it is tonight, and not on the 25th, that Dr Bitful and I are going to celebrate it this year. My man is going to spend it with his family in Birmingham and I’m going to stay

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tree

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lard

Current weight: 14 stone 6 pounds. Body fat: 22%. And Christmas has not even started yet. I want to cry.

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twin

Do you think a double-ended dildo would be a selfish Christmas present to your partner? Just wondering…

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beat

Today’s Most Tactless award goes to… …the nurse who gave me an ECG (yes, half the London medical profession is still trying to figure out why on earth I succumb to the law of gravity more often than the average

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belt

As of this afternoon at 3:30, Dr Bitful has become Sensei Bitful – he got his black belt in ju jitsu. Don’t even dream of messing with me. My man can kill you with two fingers.

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amps

One of my technologically challenged friends has recently clogged up my Yahoo mailbox with .wma files of Madonna mashes. Interesting stuff: Nothing Fails mashed with (I think) the Red Hot Chili Peppers, The Power Of Goodbye with the Cranberries’ Zombie,

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gone

Bitful gone mad: frighteningly close to the content of my head these days. “Crazify” any site. [via Macubu]

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grow

You’ll never get to heaven If you’re scared of getting high Kylie – Body Language – 06 – Red Blooded Woman I might be gay after all – well, I’m not surprised, since I’ve been listening to it on repeat

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poor

Warwick is a magnificent historic town in England. Its castle is one of the most beautiful in the country, and its charming streets are lined with spectacular ancient buildings. So I’ve been told – I could not see much from

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