Just finished watching the rugby world cup final, hoping so far in vain for interviews in the changing rooms (what, did you seriously think I was interested in the match itself?).

An ad for Travelex, “the foreign exchange specialist”, sponsor of the world cup, comes up.

Dr Bitful (raising pretend telephone to ear): “Hello, Travelex? I’ve got an Italian, I’d like to exchange him for a South African”.

A boyfriend with a sense of humour: priceless.